iSuspenders Unboxing Kit (Printable PDF)

The gag that makes the gift. A 3-page printable PDF: a Certificate of Authenticity and quick start guide, Pro and Max gift tags with a fold-over note, and a sheet of 12 stickers plus a box seal.

• Digital download. Nothing ships. You'll get a download link by email after checkout.
• Pages 1–2: plain paper or cardstock (65–110 lb looks best).
• Page 3 (stickers): full-sheet sticker paper, like Avery 3383 on Amazon (8.5″ × 11″, matte white, inkjet or laser). Print at Actual size / 100%, then cut along the dashed lines.
• Pairs with any gift. Suspenders sold separately and arrive unbranded.

iSuspenders is an independent parody brand. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any phone maker, electronics brand, or their products. Any resemblance to other brands, products, or designs is intended as parody. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.