{"product_id":"isuspenders-unboxing-kit","title":"iSuspenders Unboxing Kit (Printable PDF)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe gag that makes the gift. A 3-page printable PDF: a Certificate of Authenticity and quick start guide, Pro and Max gift tags with a fold-over note, and a sheet of 12 stickers plus a box seal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDigital download.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing ships. You'll get a download link by email after checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePages 1–2:\u003c\/strong\u003e plain paper or cardstock (65–110 lb looks best).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePage 3 (stickers):\u003c\/strong\u003e full-sheet sticker paper, like \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0000C0CJQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eAvery 3383 on Amazon\u003c\/a\u003e (8.5″ × 11″, matte white, inkjet or laser). Print at Actual size \/ 100%, then cut along the dashed lines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs with any gift. Suspenders sold separately and arrive unbranded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eiSuspenders is an independent parody brand. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any phone maker, electronics brand, or their products. Any resemblance to other brands, products, or designs is intended as parody. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iSuspenders.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62369796456504,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1317\/9489\/4904\/files\/isuspenders-unboxing-kit-sample.jpg?v=1789075598","url":"https:\/\/isuspenders.co\/products\/isuspenders-unboxing-kit","provider":"iSuspenders.co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}